This post was amusing to this man-in that I recognize some thoughts I had when I was younger (but did not act on them). I also realize that you discussed what for many women is a real problem. While I doubt it would happen, this article should be reprinted in Esquire, GQ, Maxim and similar venues just to remind guys that a woman does not stop being a person when their bra size is above average. I should also point out that, while you found your endowments to be a source of stress, many women similarly situated apparently enjoy the power over men it confers.