You are a bad person.
“The best part? Jason will never find out about what I’ve done! Sure he may see a questionable Instagram story of me wearing the stranger’s flat brim, but Jason has low self esteem and I can just gaslight him. I’ll tell him that his accusations of inappropriate behavior just mean that he is feeling guilty about his own inappropriate behavior that I don’t know about. I’ve done this before and I will do it again.”
If you want to screw around, don’t get married.